Trigger Warning/Content Warning: Butt Stuff

Due to the nature of where my tumor has taken residence within my body, there will be talk about butt stuff. This shit might get gross, but whatever, we all have assholes.

This is your warning to check-out if that isn't your thing. You aren't going to hurt my feelings.

And now, a unicorn chaser:

Unicorn fantasizing about their childhood meadow.